Some Punny Jokes

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Some Punny Jokes

Post by SAL on Thu May 20, 2010 9:31 am

I'm terrible at making up puns, but this list that was going around at work has a few punny funny ones. Feel free to add any of your own. Smile

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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Re: Some Punny Jokes

Post by Valynn Lionhart on Thu May 20, 2010 1:39 pm

Let me do the customary *groan* everyone feels the need to do at puns. As for any of my own...let's see.

Well you know that little mushroom in Super Mario World? He's a fungi!

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Re: Some Punny Jokes

Post by Guest on Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:39 pm

"Where do mathematicians go on weekends? To a Möbius strip club!"

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Post by AxelofMetropolis on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:58 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love every single one of those Very Happy
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Re: Some Punny Jokes

Post by Guest on Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:06 pm

how do you kill a battery? hit it with an iron pole
i know it's not funny.

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Post by Guest on Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:33 am

Iron man's wife: Maid of steel

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